I am Patrick Perdue! I am bad for you!

Good hello... Oh, crap, I can't use that line. It's already been taken by Crozly Bendix of the Universal Media Netweb. Oh well. Just goes to show that I've been listening to Over The Edge/Negativland a bit too much lately.
Anyway, this week's Things and stuff can now be downloaded at your discretion.

On this week's show:

• Arf9, a new show on TBRN? Perhaps, or not.


• Find out exactly why I have grievances against radio buttons, or at least one in particular.


• A very broken demonstration of the FX Radio SHOUT-Box takes place. We discovered rather quickly why I should move the phone bit away from the 384K connection when three callers show up, plus the outgoing FX Radio stream. I'll probably work on that tomorrow, as well as other stuff.


• Someone from a braille jail called in, at which point I go on a semi-tangent about said institutions, and my opinions on them.


• My fake Borg impression using a bunch of Quad IV pitch shifters prompts a call from Steve. All I'm going to say about that is look out for Reverend Borgdawg around Christmas time.


• A "butt" song was played, which was horribly broken on the stream, because my ISP decided to make things annoying, even though I just paid the bill. Not a problem for the archive, however.


• The "Mommy call" segment featuring the "mother" song, brought to you by my Mom, pressing a bunch of buttons and twiddling a bunch of knobs, as well as "the weekly hood report."


• Kelly called in from Nashville, at which point several things were discussed, including Kelly's far too friendly hat, various Startrek movies, and the fact that I want to see the new one showing in theaters now.


• Using a phrase sampler from my Digitech Quad IV, I made it overly clear that "I want to see the movie!"


• A discussion of old Alesis effects processors occurred, and I attempted to emulate the nasty background hiss from one.


• I called back into the SHOUT-Box to end things, and because I wanted to make sure it decided to work again after breaking itself.

I hope you enjoy this show as much as I enjoyed doing it, or, if you heard it live, as I say every week, "hope you enjoyed the show more than I did."